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The most shocking examples of all these goings on, however lesbianpink, was the virtual collapse of lesbianpink NPR when the girls all of the "fallopian jungle." Cokie Roberts, Nina Tottenberg, Linda Wortheimer lesbianpink, all decide to lesbianpink stay home with lesbianpink "this one." Of course idle hands ..., but that's another story. The wags started to call it National Pregnant Radio. How did this lesbianpink happen?
Well, it seems the first to fall by the wayside was Linda, whose husband had run off with a cutie that lesbianpink had let him get her pregnant. After lesbianpink weeks of depression (and getting tired of using her vibrator every lesbianpink night) Linda heard about Dr. Althea's public television talk show lesbianpink. After seeing Althea advise women on getting on with lesbianpink one's life, Linda thought about it lesbianpink. She realized this meant she should be getting her brains fucked lesbianpink out as often lesbianpink as possible . She thought about it some more and decided that she deserved lesbianpink a stud muffin of her very own. Not long lesbianpink afterwards Linda found herself frequenting sports bars and lesbianpink taking lesbianpink up with Ricky lesbianpink from ESPN, a hunky ex-shot putter. Ricky had lesbianpink only to lesbianpink put a few shots into Linda lesbianpink before grandmother lesbianpink Wortheimer lesbianpink was headed for the maternity ward.
Linda opened the door to the cottage wearing hot all pants and a bra-less blouse tied just below her magnificent new set of tits (thanks to a lesbianpink healthy dose of vitamin Silicone taken at Ricky's suggestion lesbianpink). Cokie and Nina lesbianpink almost had to break elbows in their husbands ' ribs to keep them from ogling. Knowing lesbianpink how to lesbianpink diffuse a tense situation, Linda ushered everyone into the sitting lesbianpink room and had everyone high on wine coolers by lesbianpink the time lesbianpink Ricky came in from jogging on the beach.
Though they would never lesbianpink have admitted it, especially with their husbands lesbianpink right there, both Cokie and Nina were rather jealous when they got a look at their older friend's lover. He was Latino and built. It was obvious what Linda saw in him. The excited hostess just lesbianpink tuned out her guests for several minutes as she greeted Ricky with a sizzling kiss. Eyes lesbianpink closed, she fondled lesbianpink the prominent lesbianpink erection through his lesbianpink Speedos, while letting him lesbianpink toy with her lesbianpink tits lesbianpink and lesbianpink make her moan lesbianpink from some naughtiness his hand had found to do between lesbianpink her legs all. Steve and Charles grinned lesbianpink at each other and scooted closer lesbianpink to lesbianpink their wives who pretended not to look.
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Their spouses all, however, had fallen lesbianpink stone silent. It wasn't hard to tell what had shut them up, though lesbianpink their mouths hung open. The television program that Linda had been so keen for them lesbianpink all to lesbianpink see had begun. Their husbands' eyes were lesbianpink riveted to the brilliant oversized lesbianpink screen lesbianpink where a lesbianpink voluptuous lesbianpink woman of indefinite age was prancing and flirting with the camera as she talked. Both Nina and Cokie began guessing which Miss lesbianpink Clairol bottle her hair color had come from lesbianpink, though lesbianpink they supposed that was not what held their lesbianpink spouses' attention. More likely was lesbianpink the skirt that stopped at least five inches up her all thigh or all the slit lesbianpink that continued up another two or lesbianpink three. On the other hand lesbianpink, it lesbianpink might also be the set lesbianpink of knockers that seemed to fairly scream to be released from a lesbianpink push-up bra for close manual lesbianpink inspection. But in lesbianpink their heart of hearts both women knew what it really was: the beach-ball belly lesbianpink of lesbianpink the television lesbianpink hostess.
When she recovered, the program was over and the scene had shifted to banks of telephones. It was pledge week and "the kind of quality programming you have just seen cannot survive without your generous support." Steve lesbianpink and Charles had their checkbooks out, scribbling furiously.
'Men,' thought Cokie, as she lesbianpink turned her attention to the lesbianpink television. As lesbianpink she suspected this Dr. Althea lesbianpink was just an upscale version of the silly psychobabble found on lesbianpink AM talk radio. Of course good lesbianpink communication was lesbianpink important between partners. Wait, did she lesbianpink hear that right? Women lesbianpink needed constantly to lesbianpink ask their partners what they could do to please lesbianpink them better lesbianpink, how they could be lesbianpink sexier and more accommodating in lesbianpink bed? That was lesbianpink bullshit. It was perfectly obvious how to please a man lesbianpink. They were lesbianpink all just overgrown fourteen-year-old boys. After all, a bombshell like Cokie Roberts lesbianpink didn't need advice from this bottle-blond bimbo. A little red leather miniskirt would knock lesbianpink Steve's sock off. Some high heels would all put a wiggle in her walk that would lesbianpink get her fucked lesbianpink as often as he could get lesbianpink it up. She lesbianpink didn't have lesbianpink to ask Steve anything lesbianpink. The erection he'd get when she met lesbianpink him a the door wearing nothing but heels and a bow around her neck would be lesbianpink all the communication she needed. Besides, she all already knew what he really lesbianpink wanted, for lesbianpink her to start on a second crop lesbianpink of babies. Well, she was fertile, he lesbianpink could get started tonight, Hell, this afternoon.
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